Controller 2: 1 - 2 - 3... 2...

Controller 1: 3 - 2 - 1 - blast-off!

Controller 2: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8... no! let me do it!

Controller 1: Hold it up, not down!

Controller 2: Let me do it!

Controller 1: Blast off!

Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem... and it's in my diaper.

Controller 2: You don't wear diapers! You're a big boy!

Astronaut: Astronauts wear diapers. It's part of the job.

Controller 2: Pkshpeeeuwwwffff! blast off!

Controller 1: I get to try it!

Controller 2: This is my rocket!

Astronaut: Hey, my rocket crashed.

Controller 1: We're going to do it again!

Controller 2: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 7 - 8 - 10...

Controller 1: Blast off!

Controller 2: Nooooo! Let me do it!